Yes, he really said that. No, it doesn’t make sense.
In other news, sorry for the lack of major updates — A few things have come up in the past couple of weeks that have kept me from blogging for my 2 fans (hi mom.) Regardless, I have great news — I found a stash of John’s old street fighter gear, including the famous 2001 issue of Penthouse that covered the first ever USA vs Japan battle that took place in Bang the Machine. Also, evo is this weekend, so you know I’ll be reporting live giving you all of the condoms, glowstixxx, and sandstorm coverage that you’ll ever need.