Tag: LOLZ

These Are The Kinds Of Parties John Likes To Go To

For reals — DJ ddjjdjdjddjj is fucking SICK. Someone hook me up with one of ‘dem pap smear cocktails as well. That shit will fuck you UP!

In other news, according to John’s black book, he’s going to be having a Sexy Saturday of his own this weekend at a bar that somewhat resembles one in the above video — and word on the street is a Korean woman will actually be in attendance (you know who you are.) Let’s go KOREA!!!!

John’s Basic Philosophy Of Women

Choi (10:20:28 AM): can’t have all 3

Basic trigonometry solves EVERYTHING.