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John Got an AWARD!

Last week, I went over to John’s parent’s house to visit his family and was ultimately tricked by John to do some cheap manual labor/housework and install a new set of curtain rods in 120 degree San Jose summer heat. However, I stopped in his room to check out where this SF legend slept and probably masturbated for the early part of his career, and lo-and behold, I found this (click for the bigger image):

So we all know that John is one of only FOUR people in the history of the universe to receive this old yet ultimate “Lifetime Achievement Award” decades ago. He and three others, which include legends Alex Valle, Mike Watson, and the mysterious Tomo Ohirioioio (TDR PEOPLE!) were the only Street Fighters ever to receive this award, so you’d imagine that John would be particularly proud of it — proud enough to hang it up in the house he grew up in. (I like the Yun and Yang card on the side. LOL we’re all nerdz.)

Anyways, after living with John for over a year now, I’ve learned that he’s a stand-up guy and is always in the pursuit of excellence — whether it be Street Fighter, non-korean Hoez, raving/sandstorming, making fun of me and my terrible Street Fighter skills, acadamia, or being up-to-date with the latest male-semi-homosexual fashions — but I didn’t realize he maintained his high-quality approach in his corporate life as well.

Yesterday, John came home and brought in ANOTHER award from his work. Check this out (click for the larger image):

Notice anything interesting? Look a little closer (click for the larger image):

HAHAHAHAHAHA, this guy is godlike at inter-office fireballing, too. HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH.

Facebook vs. Street Fighter

Where John Gets His Video Game Reviews

John sent me this today, and as someone who previously did work in reviewing games and tech, I must say this guy fucking PWNs.

I’ve Struck Gold!

So, John’s been out of the house all weekend, and while digging through his shit to try and expose his love for Sanstorm even further, I stumbled across two stacks of photos still in their sleeves. These photos are almost as old as Miley Cyrus, and each one of them has a really great story to go with them. After living with John for a few years, I’ve learned so much about the older Street Fighter years that seemed to have been forgotten.

For example, this photo from ’97 is from the famous Chicago trip where Alex Valle coined his name which he uses to this day — “CaliPower”, where the beef between norcal and socal seemed to have subsided (I believe John and Alex actually teamed up and gave each other strategies to win), where I BELIEVE they all stayed at an apartment that had a showerhead that operated like a giant metal donkey dick that shot a powerful stream of hot water on your face, and more.

Over the next few weeks/months, I’ll be scanning and uploading these for your enjoyment — until John get’s extremely pissed at me.

I heard he’s looking for a new roommate anyway, so I better hustle!!!

Shit! They Found Us!

It’s been confirmed. John and I live in the house of Sandstorm.

Okay, we don’t really, but I FUCKING wish we did.

Spoken Like A True Street Fighter Player

Today, in the IRC channel where a few of us hang out, I decided to ask for a few mindless links for me to quench my boredom at work. Here’s what I received:

Me: links
Me: any good links
@ChoiBoy: low jab, low fierce
Me: omg you’re a nerd

BONUS: Check the hate after the break.

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John Choi + Sandstorm, A True Love Story

Now, I’m no acclaimed movie director, but I do find my first piece in my documentary series on John Choi a true hit. All jokes aside, this dude seriously loves Sandstorm (it’s his Evo entry music), women (as exhibited by his collection of durex extra sensitive condoms), and glowsticks. I fucking told you so!

And wait til you see his booze collection. That’s how he gets ’em.

P.S. – Work From Home days are the shit. I seriously wouldn’t be surprised if John installs some locks on his doors tonight.

BONUS ROUND: John Choi + Sandstorm caught fooling around.