While surfing the Internets in between multi-hour beat-off sessions, I happened to stumble upon this thread on Alex “Calipower” Valle’s Facebook earlier today, and I was particularly intrigued by commenter “Dale Kim.” He said, and I quote,
If John Choi was the protagonist of this story there would have been alcohol and women involved before it’s conclusion.
Dae han min gook!
Unfortunately, this is not entirely factually correct. While Dale’s comments are true for the most part, I believe there needs to be more glowsticks, black slacks, and Sandstorm mp3s in this story to make it true.
Seriously, the guy wakes up to Sandstorm every morning.