Weird Shit

Correction

While surfing the Internets in between multi-hour beat-off sessions, I happened to stumble upon this thread on Alex “Calipower” Valle’s Facebook earlier today, and I was particularly intrigued by commenter “Dale Kim.” He said, and I quote,

If John Choi was the protagonist of this story there would have been alcohol and women involved before it’s conclusion.

Go Korea!
Dae han min gook!
-Dale Kim

Unfortunately, this is not entirely factually correct. While Dale’s comments are true for the most part, I believe there needs to be more glowsticks, black slacks, and Sandstorm mp3s in this story to make it true.

Seriously, the guy wakes up to Sandstorm every morning.

Seriously.

Link – Alex Valle’s Facebook

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John Choi’s Philosophy Of Women, Part II

From Shoryuken.com:

Prima Nocte/Nocta/Noctis is a term that, scientifically put, means the king gets to tap any chick on their wedding night first aka first DIBS. “It Is My Noble Right.”

What’s the association with John? I have no idea, but apparently it’s there, and everyone on SRK knows about it.

And it’s on his stick.

So, uhhh… I guess this means John plans on having sex with your fiance when you decide to marry her. Just FYI.

Next time you see him, ask him what it means, because I sure as hell don’t plan on it.

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