Choi (2:11:29 PM): damn
Choi (2:11:32 PM): ants are smart
Me (2:12:01 PM): wow you’re deep.
Quote Of The Day
Yes, he really said that. No, it doesn’t make sense.
In other news, sorry for the lack of major updates — A few things have come up in the past couple of weeks that have kept me from blogging for my 2 fans (hi mom.) Regardless, I have great news — I found a stash of John’s old street fighter gear, including the famous 2001 issue of Penthouse that covered the first ever USA vs Japan battle that took place in Bang the Machine. Also, evo is this weekend, so you know I’ll be reporting live giving you all of the condoms, glowstixxx, and sandstorm coverage that you’ll ever need.
True story — After a rough day, this is what he suggested to unwind:
Choi (5:34:21 PM): lets just eat patron
Choi (5:34:23 PM): the whole bottle
Silly John, you don’t eat Patron, you drink it until your eyes bleed!Views: 829
Today, in #Capcom on IRC, John found out about another very interesting woman that could be a part of his life. She’s young, latin, and she is a humanitarian that fights for justice — everything that John wants in a sophisticated woman. And what is the most humanitarian thing a woman can do on earth? According to these logs, having sex with John ranks up somewhere in between moving to Africa to help solve the AIDS crisis and helping fighting for Tibetian monks’ rights.
Here’s the conversation that transpired earlier today.
From IRC Chatroom #Capcom (Paraphrased)
[12:46] <CicadaWrk> It’s another reminder to watch yourself when you are traveling abroad where you don’t know the laws. A New Yorker named Carlos Simon-Timmerman was traveling in Venezuela and bought a porno flick called “Little Lupe the Innocent” Don’t Be Fooled By Her Baby Face – starring porn star Lupe Fuentes. Fine. But when he got to customs in Puerto Rico, he was detained for transporting images of a minor. He faced a whopping 20 years in jail. After spending two months
[12:46] <CicadaWrk> http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/4/l_535d3ff3801f40c68c7d2ad12ce1ec53.jpg
[12:48] <CicadaWrk> Lupe is not only the world’s youngest looking porn star, but a humanitarian who cares about justice.
[12:48] <CicadaWrk> LOLOLOLL
[12:48] <kryonik> looks like a barbie doll face
[12:48] <Warren> lol
[12:48] <Warren> little lupe
[12:48] <Skerj> why does her face look shopped on?
[12:48] <CaliWork> little lupe the innocent
[12:48] <ChoiBoy> humanitarian
[12:48] <ChoiBoy> and she wants world peace
[12:48] <CicadaWrk> lolol
[12:49] <CicadaWrk> A HUMANITARIAN
[12:49] <CicadaWrk> WHO CARES ABOUT JUSTICE
[12:49] <kryonik> shes like
[12:49] <kryonik> a porno batman
[12:49] <CicadaWrk> little lupe <3
[12:49] <ChoiBoy> so she’ll just give it up
[12:49] <CicadaWrk> A PORNO BATMAN
[12:49] * CaliWork can hear choi fapping
[12:49] <ChoiBoy> yo yo lupe how about hooking a brother up
[12:49] <Skerj> hahahahaha
[12:49] <ChoiBoy> be a humanitarian
[12:49] <kryonik> soy sauce sluts?
[12:49] <ChoiBoy> thats valles
[12:50] <CaliWork> you know whats funny
[12:50] <CicadaWrk> i hope she fucked him good for those 2 months he spent pent up
[12:50] <ChoiBoy> i like humanitarian sluts
[12:50] <CaliWork> is choi likes dem latinas
[12:50] <CaliWork> and i like them chinas
[12:50] <ChoiBoy> lolol
[12:50] <ChoiBoy> u like soy sauce
[12:50] <ChoiBoy> i like hot sauce <– edit: WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, JOHN???
[12:50] <DanielRGT> hahaha
[12:50] <CaliWork> u like the tapatias
[12:50] <CaliWork> so shut it
[12:50] <ChoiBoy> nah. i like humanitarians
[12:50] <kryonik> taco stand temptresses?
[12:50] <CicadaWrk> [12:50] <ChoiBoy> lolol
[12:50] <CicadaWrk> [12:50] <ChoiBoy> u like soy sauce
[12:50] <CicadaWrk> [12:50] <ChoiBoy> i like hot sauce
[12:50] <CicadaWrk> GOLDEN
[12:51] <ChoiBoy> oh boy
[12:51] <CaliWork> we doomed
[12:51] <ChoiBoy> u know thats gonna end up on the paparazzi blog
[12:51] <CaliWork> cicada can post
[12:51] <CaliWork> on that blog too
[12:51] <CaliWork> huh
[12:51] <CicadaWrk> saving now…
[12:51] <CaliWork> shit
[12:51] <ChoiBoy> that foo takes logs of this shit <–edit: Of course I do. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Come on Lupe? Gonna hook a Korean brother in need of some humanitarian efforts up? (She looks like she can suck the corn off of a corndog REAL fast.) Semi-NSFW picture of said humanitarian after the break.
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John: Is she hot?
Mike: Meh… not really. She’s Cambodian… She came over here when she was a kid in some fuckin’ refugee camp.
John: Oh, so she gets down then.
John Choi logic > *Views: 1536
John Choi (10:29:34 AM): once u go choi
John Choi (10:29:35 AM): u never go back
John Choi (10:29:36 AM): -_-
Will someone please verify this quote for authenticity?Views: 1185