All, this is a serious matter. John deserves the same God-given rights that the rest of us have — the right to live in misery as a married couple. Please extend your courtesy upon your favorite pink-shirt wearing, gay-club-hopping, fireball-throwing Korean inferno and vote to overturn Prop 8.
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Vote John Choi
There’s a man (his website pictured above), that is running for Ramsey County Attorney. We all know his parents were smart enough, insightful enough, and GOD DAMN lucky to let him share the name John Choi. I decided to give him a little investigation.
However, after checking out his homepage, I realized that it’s in DESPERATE need of some condoms, glowstixx, and sexi-fying.
Peep the remix right here (or hit the image above): Vote John Choi – The Remix
Shoutouts to Patrick N. for the badass remix.
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What It’s Like To Be John Choi’s Girlfriend
Ever get that feeling that you just can’t communicate with John? You’re not the only one.
Views: 331What a Nice Combo Video
Although the idea of transitioning similar moments through various games isn’t anything new, the combination of original music, nice combos, and batshit insane rounds makes for a really great music-combo-glitch-video.
Views: 689Free Money for Glowstixx and Condoms = Best Game Ever.
Shoutouts to IPlayWinner for holding down the greatest stream coverage, NCR staff for putting a great event together, and John Choi for providing unlimited sandstorm and glowstixx for all.
Speaking of sandstorm and glowstixx, be sure to check out all of the game intro videos that Mr Jared of IPlayWinner created — my favorite of course being the HDRemix intro. He got this spot on!
Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
Or as someone else called it, “Hella Fools on Blast: The Movie.” What I wanted to do was to tap into the general feeling of apathy felt towards HDR by the community at large. That’s another subject entirely, really, but it was a good excuse to do a bunch of VO with a cotton ball in my mouth. If you’ve never seen RedLetterMedia’s Star Wars reviews, do so immediately.
Damn straight, John specifically told me before announcing S.NCR that his only intention of including HDRemix was so that he could get some money to replenish is stash of ultra-brite blue and white glowstixxx, his lamb-skin penis condoms, and sandstorm mixtapes. Mission accomplished. Can you say “Eye of the Sandstorm party at John Choi’s apartment” going down tonight?
Yes, you can.
Be sure to head on over to IPlayWinner.com to see the rest of the videos.
Views: 1965John Is Funny
So I sent John this video earlier today thinking that we would watch this and burst into LOLs and OMGs together, but somehow, John managed to muck that up.
Choi (4:17:35 PM): Oh, I’ve heard that noise somewhere…
Choi (4:17:37 PM): Oh yeah, that’s the noise girls make when they get a ride on the Choi sExpress.
Choi (4:17:43 PM): CHOO! CHOO!
me (4:17:58 PM): …
Granted, the conversation didn’t happen exactly like this, but it was close enough. I swear. Those of you that know John know he’d say something like that.
Check out part two after the break.
Views: 965Stuff That John Sends Me, Part IV
This is fucking hilarious. Especially the slow-mo-bongo replay.
Views: 924For Those Of You That Missed Yesterday
Unfortunately, you missed one of the most hilariously depressing matches between Terry “Kineda” and myself, “John’s Scrubby Roommate”. Boy, was I scrubby. I was one hit away claiming ultimate victory and winning a World Warrior t-shirt, but I somehow choked it up big time like a dirty pornstar choking on a black dong. Then, similar to a hardcore porn, Terry got a double perfect on me, otherwise known as “getting P’ed on”. Then, celebratory victory dance similar to the man featured above ensued.
I’ll have a full replay of the video from our end of the Xbox Live match up later this weekend.
Sigh. Yes, I live with John Choi, and no, I’m still not good at Street Fighter.
Views: 803John Likes to Scare Women by Chasing Them
Choi (1:40:10 PM): this only works on white girls
Choi (1:40:17 PM): messsssicans don’t get skurred
Choi (1:40:43 PM): and korean women would just fight back and beat dem brothers down
I will agree with this statement for the most part — last time I had a run-in with a Korean woman, she pushed me into a mirror and nearly severed my arm.
Moral of the story? If you’re not chasing a white girl, you’d better be ready to brawl.
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