Tales from the crypt! This is back from April of 2010 — almost a year old. I think I have a few more vids archived somewhere… and I’ll post them to John’s dismay.Views: 2036
(1:37:56 PM) choi: peepskeep asking me
(1:37:58 PM) choi: about mvc
(1:37:59 PM) choi: and i keep saing
(1:38:05 PM) choi: i’ll let you know what i think of the game in 1 year
(1:38:12 PM) me: lol
(1:38:15 PM) choi: mvc2
(1:38:18 PM) choi: remember that shit
(1:38:19 PM) choi: every other week
(1:38:27 PM) choi: someone crying out about some new strat
(1:38:34 PM) choi: strider/doom had complaints for like a year straight
(1:38:45 PM) choi: 10 years later, strider/doom no good
(1:38:54 PM) choi: mvc2 is the best game ever
(1:39:04 PM) choi: sf its easy to see tiers early
(1:39:07 PM) choi: not marvel
(1:39:08 PM) choi: MARVEL!
(1:39:10 PM) choi: LEVRAM!
(1:39:12 PM) choi: FOR LIFE!
This story is an unmodified log between two top players, Campbell “Buktooth” Tran and John “Korean Inferno” Choi. And it’s fucking tranny-TASTIC!
[16:15] buktooth88: ah
[16:15] buktooth88: ok so
[16:16] buktooth88: knock on the door
[16:16] buktooth88: i go downstairs, look through the peep hole
[16:16] buktooth88: youngish black chick, probably late 20s
[16:16] buktooth88: im like ok thats for adrian (roommate)
[16:16] buktooth88: i open the door and she just stands there
[16:16] buktooth88: …hello?
[16:16] buktooth88: …hello
[16:16] buktooth88: so im like whatever, step aside and let her in
[16:17] buktooth88: im about to say ‘adrians room is upstairs’
[16:17] buktooth88: but she just goes and sits on the couch
[16:17] buktooth88: im like uhh
[16:17] buktooth88: she thanks me for letting her in, her feet hurt etc
[16:17] buktooth88: and im like crap its a sales person
[16:17] buktooth88: sure enough, she goes into a short thing trying to sell magazines to me
[16:17] buktooth88: i cut her off
[16:18] buktooth88: sorry, our lease is just about up, we’re gonna move
[16:18] buktooth88: shes like oh ok
[16:18] ChoiBoy: was she hot
[16:18] buktooth88: averagy
[16:18] buktooth88: black guys would probably holla
[16:18] buktooth88: anyway
[16:18] buktooth88: she asks if she can use the bathroom, fix up her hair and stuff
[16:18] buktooth88: im like ok its right there
[16:19] buktooth88: i open the front door to have a smoke, watching the bathroom door
[16:19] buktooth88: she comes out, goes back to the couch where her purse is and stuff
[16:19] buktooth88: she sits down gathering her stuff
[16:19] buktooth88: she says
[16:19] buktooth88: can i have a word with you
[16:19] buktooth88: im like sure
[16:19] buktooth88: her: after youre done smoking
[16:19] buktooth88: me: …ok?
[16:19] buktooth88: 20 seconds later
[16:20] buktooth88: her: are you done smoking yet?
[16:20] buktooth88: me: no, but you can just ask me right here
[16:20] buktooth88: her: no, i’ll just wait till youre done smoking
[16:20] buktooth88: me: uhh… ok?
[16:20] buktooth88: 20 seconds later:
[16:20] ChoiBoy: smoking bad for u
[16:20] ChoiBoy: u should quit
[16:20] buktooth88: her: can you just put the cigarette down for a second?
[16:20] buktooth88: me: uhh.. ok?
[16:20] ChoiBoy: ahaha
[16:21] buktooth88: so i put it down, go back inside
[16:21] buktooth88: her: so um
[16:21] buktooth88: her: can i get at that?
[16:21] buktooth88: me: …?!
[16:21] buktooth88: her: i need it real bad right now
[16:21] buktooth88: me: uhh, sorry
[16:22] buktooth88: her: i’ll give you the best blowjob for 10 bucks
[16:22] buktooth88: me: now its for money?!
[16:22] buktooth88: her: …
[16:22] buktooth88: her: … do you know what a hermaphrodite is
[16:23] buktooth88: me: ?!?!
[16:23] buktooth88: her: i just got surgery recently
[16:23] buktooth88: her: and my hormones are going crazy
[16:23] buktooth88: me: umm… try next door?
[16:23] buktooth88: her: cmon man, i’ll do it for free
[16:23] buktooth88: her: i see you poking out through your warmup pants
[16:24] buktooth88: me: i assure you, i do not have a boner right now
[16:24] buktooth88: her: but you will
[16:24] buktooth88: me: seriously, i’m good on the blowjob
[16:24] ChoiBoy: ….
[16:24] ChoiBoy: what do they have in the water in texas
[16:24] buktooth88: me: im gonna finish this cigarette
[16:24] buktooth88: so i open the door, keep it open
[16:24] buktooth88: while i smoke
[16:24] ChoiBoy: loooool
[16:24] buktooth88: she gets her stuff
[16:25] buktooth88: moves reallllllly slowly out the door
[16:25] buktooth88: then just stands next to me
[16:25] ChoiBoy: ahahaha
[16:25] buktooth88: her: cmon, i just need to play with myself while i suck you off
[16:25] ChoiBoy: how come nobody offers me blowjobs
[16:25] ChoiBoy: 10 bux! what a deal
[16:25] ChoiBoy: ahahaha
[16:25] ChoiBoy: going once, going twice
[16:25] buktooth88: her: i usually come in less than a couple minutes
[16:25] buktooth88: her: i need you to talk dirty to me though
[16:26] buktooth88: me: so now there’s conditions?!
[16:26] buktooth88: then she likes rubbing herself in front of me
[16:26] ChoiBoy: dude
[16:26] buktooth88: im like cmon, youre in broad daylight
[16:26] ChoiBoy: then the
[16:26] ChoiBoy: how to catch a predator team comes out
[16:26] ChoiBoy: and busts u
[16:26] buktooth88: haha
[16:26] buktooth88: so i eventually shoo her off
[16:26] buktooth88: thing is
[16:27] buktooth88: she doesnt even go next door
[16:27] buktooth88: she just walks down the street and around the corner
[16:27] buktooth88: and with that
[16:27] buktooth88: i win the award
[16:27] buktooth88: for most bizarre story of 2010
[16:28] ChoiBoy: hrm
[16:28] ChoiBoy: maybe
[16:28] ChoiBoy: year isn’t out yet
[16:28] ChoiBoy: just wait cause
[16:28] ChoiBoy: you me hsien at ncr team
[16:28] buktooth88: haha
[16:28] ChoiBoy: i’m sure there will be a story there
[16:28] ChoiBoy: eheh
[16:28] ChoiBoy: hsien by himself
[16:28] buktooth88: hsiens gonna transform into a car
[16:28] ChoiBoy: is a story
[16:28] ChoiBoy: yah he will
[16:28] ChoiBoy: but he will turn into a taiwanese car
[16:28] ChoiBoy: cause cars are better in taiwan
[16:29] buktooth88: then hes just gonna like
[16:29] buktooth88: pull a stick out of his own glove compartment
[16:29] buktooth88: transform back
[16:29] buktooth88: and be like
[16:29] buktooth88: …button check?
[16:29] ChoiBoy: lolol
[16:31] buktooth88: anyway yeah i got solicited by a horny hermaphrodite hooker in my own house
[16:31] ChoiBoy: thats pretty tight
[16:31] ChoiBoy: triple H
[16:31] ChoiBoy: fugged u up
[16:31] buktooth88: haha
But I fucking did…. To create this! It’s a live 24/7 stream for SRK featuring Street Fighter IV and other badass bideo games. And it actually resides where JOHN CHOI ONCE LIVED! !!!BONUS POINTS!!!!
(For those of you that don’t know, yes he’s moved out… I missed the sounds of fireballs and ultra startup animations so god damn much that I created this stream.)
Now don’t get too excited and bust that nut just yet. We’ve got tons of surprises for you on the stream, including giveaways, special events, and Q/A sessions. Be sure to follow, and let us know what you think!
And by the way, I still visit John all the time (I actually went over to fix his computer yesterday.) So don’t worry, although I won’t be updating as much, I’ll still pop in every once in a while with a great story.
I’m speechless… All I can say is, “da da da da daaaaaaa….. DA, da da da da da……”
Thanks to John Le for the heads up!
roommate (3:07:08 PM): we gettin tix?
Choi (3:07:51 PM): lol
Choi (3:08:10 PM): dude
Choi (3:08:13 PM): lets go
Choi (3:08:15 PM): we
Choi (3:08:18 PM): HAVE to go
Choi (12:57:40 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUDKXiyyVPo
Choi (12:57:43 PM): train jumping guy is the best
Choi (12:57:45 PM): double jump!
Choi (1:09:32 PM): train footsies
Choi (1:09:35 PM): reactions
Choi (1:09:51 PM): and flawless execution
Choi (1:10:11 PM): gdlk yo
30 minutes later…
Me (1:42:36 PM): What in the hell are you talking about?
Choi (1:42:45 PM): did u see that shit
Choi (1:42:46 PM): hella good
Choi (10:31:51 AM): wow
Choi (10:31:52 AM): lolol
Choi (10:31:55 AM): this shit is so tight
Choi (10:32:08 AM): is that shit toxic
Me (10:39:22 AM): ahahahaahah
Thanks to Omar G. for sending this over.Views: 1562
Alright, I know it’s been like a week since we’ve spoken, which I’m going to apologize for. I know, I suck. I’ll try to be more consistent in my exposure/ridicule of John Choi in the future.
Okay, now that we’ve gotten the semantics out of the way, I just had to share this picture of ownage. Where else would you have Seth “S-Kill” Killian, Joey “Mr Wizard” Cuellar, and John “I <3 Sandstorm" Choi in the same picture doing something ridiculous, silly, and borderline homosexual? In our living quarters, of course.
Anyway, after a night of dinner together, Seth, wiz, and Choi were sitting there debating on the elitest of the elite massage strategies that were currently available on the web. And this is what I walked out of my room to.
No Street Fighter talk, no girl talk, no business talk. It was three dudes talking about massaging each other.
You know what’s sadder? Things that rank higher on the homosexual-scale have happened in this very apartment.Views: 1838
Not for money, not for women, not for honor.
I shit you not. This is what we play games for (3s, MvC2, SF4 even though I suck ass at SF4). We play first to five for dirty asian massages.
EXTREME CLOSE UP!!!! WOAHAHHHHHHHHHHH (Shoutouts to wayne and garth.)
EDIT: This is how I REALLY feel.
Last night, John Choi made dinner! What? You didn’t know this guy had the same level of appreciation for the culinary arts as he does for footsies? It’s true — John loves food, and every once in a while, he loves to cook it, too. And this is how we have our first ever Living With John Choi Food Review.
So, John actually didn’t cook this for me (he never cooks for us anymore…. ) — he actually cooked this for one of his lady friends that came over for dinner the night before. After a night of hard drinking, my girlfriend and I attacked the refrigerator like wild dogs and told him to shove it. Here are our thoughts:
Korean Inferno Lasagna:
Taste: 4 Hadoukens out of 5
Roommate: “Despite how it looks, the lasagna was actually really well balanced with the level of sauce, seasoning, and cheese. I never got a sense of overseasoning for one second. He gets dinged one fireball because it could have used a little bit more heat, perhaps in the form of black pepper or cayenne, or maybe crushed red pepper, because, after all, it IS supposed to be the Korean INFERNO Lasagna. I’m going to bitch at him for false advertising. Oh yeah, definitely needs more SANDSTORM.”
Girlfriend: “I found the introduction of fish sauce quite unusual and intriguing (he utilized soy sauce, pepper, salt, and fish sauce to marinate and stir fry the meat.) At first, I was quite taken aback, but after the first bite, I was a believer. The richness of the fish sauce was harmonious with the delicious ground meat. The mushrooms also provided a nice contrast in textures. All in all a fabulous meal.”
Plating Design: 1/2 of a Hadouken out of 5
Roommate: “Are you serious? Just look at the plate. This looks like a level in Splatterhouse. I bet those stupid fucking dogs in Lady and the Tramp got a better, more organized, well planned plating design on their stupid pasta. (That movie was great, though.) I know that this is a leftover plate, but seriously, just looking at makes me think about a tomato diarrheaing all over itself. Still tastes good though.”
Girlfriend: “A monstrosity.”
Originality: 4.5 Hadoukens out of 5
Roommate: “As mentioned above, the fact that he used fish sauce and a variety of asian sauces and spices to spice the meat was interesting, original, yet delicious to eat. I’ll just credit that to him being a big fob azn ricer 2 fast 2 furious boi. Also, I think they did a number with that ricotta cheese inside — mixed with fresh spinach and shit. Way to go for the mixups, John.”
Girlfriend: “I wish there was more to eat.”
Overall: 4 Hadoukens out of 5
All in all, great meal provided by John. Kudos to you. And sorry that we ate your leftovers. We were over-hung, over-sexed (HAH Gross JK) and under-fed at 8am.
EDIT: Oh yeah, one thing I was pretty upset about was the fact that this meal had no wine pairing. John told me to quit bitching and gave us a bottle of coffee patron to drink straight out of the bottle as a pairing. I guess that’s how he tricks girls into liking him. “It’s sorta like a wine pairing. Just shut the hell up and drink it.” Then that’s when he busts out the condoms and glowstixx.
Anyway, after we ate, John and I played Marvel. I lost 5-4 and was forced to massage his right shoulder in gay brotherhood. Immediately after, I went into my room and cried myself to sleep.
The end.Views: 1333