Break out your Manolo Blahnics and multi-colored lip liner – Ultimate Gay Fighter has just been announced and will be fisting your anus in just a matter of time. Seriously, fuck that My Little Pony Brony Jabrony shit – this is for the REAL gay fighters out there. I can’t wait until EVO moves from Las Vegas to the Castro Theater in San Francisco California, the center of the super ultra mega gay universe. Just imagine – Ricky Ortiz will then emerge as the first ever cross-over superstar, as not only he been dominant in straight fighting games but will also dominate in the gay ones, too. He is the chosen one and will bring our worlds together!
Okay, enough of this nonsensical talk. Who’s getting this? Because you know I AM!