John thinks he’s a mixologist


Quick post. John and I are enjoying some spirits at his place before we go eat korean bbq.

Facts: did you know that john works at campari, maker of fine spirits such as skyy vodka, wild turkey and rohypnol. All he does is talk about low forward footsies and how he’s the greatest champ since Al Bundy playing high school football.

These wild turkey bottles are custom mixed with some bourbon and some other shit. He says 3 different types of berries, simple syrup, lemon and “some other bullshit”.

He’s making us pound it…andohshitkm grttmng ddrunkkkk


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