Life Protip: Getting B!tches, Part I

Son, if you want b!tches, you need sparkling skin.

-Mama Choi

Word on the street is John is traveling to Korea next month and his mom demanded that he needs to have sparkling, shiny, beautiful skin to bring back a Korean trophy wife. (You know how korean moms are.) Can you say Yu-Na Kim??? Go for the gold, John. Go for the gold.

Reporting live, from John Choi’s bathroom

Bonus Round:

John (4:35:12 PM): wtf
John (4:35:15 PM): when did u take these pix
John (4:35:16 PM): wtf
me (4:35:17 PM): LOL

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