Google Image Search Is Funny

Today, in search of some relevant content for you guys to read, I decided to use our trusty friend Google Image Search to see what kind of crap turns up when the relatively generic term “John Choi” is used as the search query. (Safe Search is off, of course. That shit is for pansies.)

848,000 results! Let’s see…

Here’s John Choi playing against longtime rival and friend Ricky Ortiz. Standard procedure. (Ricky looks cute in baby blue. Yeah, I said it.)

Here’s a picture of John finally winning something at Evo. (Will it ever happen again?)

Okay, I have no idea how this image is related to “John Choi”, but I’m guessing the relation is that when hot girls show up next to John’s car, he leaves them outside while he drives up to SF to go to gay bars. I shit you not.

I don’t know wtf this phallic looking thing is about, but apparently there’s a famous “glassblower” named John Choi that can presumably blow your glass… The one I live with specializes more in “assblowing”, I think.

Apparently, John’s also the President of the International Lions Club. I always thought he specialized more in the International TIGER Club… (okay, terrible joke.)

Who the hell is this guy. What a stud. All John Chois must be chick magnets.

John Choi apparently is also a photographer. (I think he uses it to get into them panties. The “I’m a photographer that specializes in nude photos” works more often than you think. Ask Kineda.)

John Choi is also apparently a pediatric doctor. Always goin’ after the kids…

I always knew John Choi was a baller, but damn, touching yourself at such a young age while in athletic clothing? Stay classy, John.

Damn, there are a lot of people named John Choi.

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