While surfing the Internets in between multi-hour beat-off sessions, I happened to stumble upon this thread on Alex “Calipower” Valle’s Facebook earlier today, and I was particularly intrigued by commenter “Dale Kim.” He said, and I quote,
If John Choi was the protagonist of this story there would have been alcohol and women involved before it’s conclusion.
Go Korea!
Dae han min gook!
-Dale Kim
Unfortunately, this is not entirely factually correct. While Dale’s comments are true for the most part, I believe there needs to be more glowsticks, black slacks, and Sandstorm mp3s in this story to make it true.
Seriously, the guy wakes up to Sandstorm every morning.
Seriously.
Views: 1974No related posts.
Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
[...] Now, I’m no acclaimed movie director, but I do find my the first piece in my documentary series on John Choi a true hit. All jokes aside, this dude seriously loves Sandstorm (it’s his Evo entry music), women (as exhibited by his collection durex extra sensitive condoms), and glowsticks. I fucking told you so! [...]