Living With John Choi

This story is an unmodified log between two top players, Campbell “Buktooth” Tran and John “Korean Inferno” Choi. And it’s fucking tranny-TASTIC!

[16:15] buktooth88: ah
[16:15] buktooth88: ok so
[16:16] buktooth88: knock on the door
[16:16] buktooth88: i go downstairs, look through the peep hole
[16:16] buktooth88: youngish black chick, probably late 20s
[16:16] buktooth88: im like ok thats for adrian (roommate)
[16:16] buktooth88: i open the door and she just stands there
[16:16] buktooth88: …hello?
[16:16] buktooth88: …hello
[16:16] buktooth88: so im like whatever, step aside and let her in
[16:17] buktooth88: im about to say ‘adrians room is upstairs’
[16:17] buktooth88: but she just goes and sits on the couch
[16:17] buktooth88: im like uhh
[16:17] buktooth88: she thanks me for letting her in, her feet hurt etc
[16:17] buktooth88: and im like crap its a sales person
[16:17] buktooth88: sure enough, she goes into a short thing trying to sell magazines to me
[16:17] buktooth88: i cut her off
[16:18] buktooth88: sorry, our lease is just about up, we’re gonna move
[16:18] buktooth88: shes like oh ok
[16:18] ChoiBoy: was she hot
[16:18] buktooth88: averagy
[16:18] buktooth88: black guys would probably holla
[16:18] buktooth88: anyway
[16:18] buktooth88: she asks if she can use the bathroom, fix up her hair and stuff
[16:18] buktooth88: im like ok its right there
[16:19] buktooth88: i open the front door to have a smoke, watching the bathroom door
[16:19] buktooth88: she comes out, goes back to the couch where her purse is and stuff
[16:19] buktooth88: she sits down gathering her stuff
[16:19] buktooth88: she says
[16:19] buktooth88: can i have a word with you
[16:19] buktooth88: im like sure
[16:19] buktooth88: her: after youre done smoking
[16:19] buktooth88: me: …ok?
[16:19] buktooth88: 20 seconds later
[16:20] buktooth88: her: are you done smoking yet?
[16:20] buktooth88: me: no, but you can just ask me right here
[16:20] buktooth88: her: no, i’ll just wait till youre done smoking
[16:20] buktooth88: me: uhh… ok?
[16:20] buktooth88: 20 seconds later:
[16:20] ChoiBoy: smoking bad for u
[16:20] ChoiBoy: u should quit
[16:20] buktooth88: her: can you just put the cigarette down for a second?
[16:20] buktooth88: me: uhh.. ok?
[16:20] ChoiBoy: ahaha
[16:21] buktooth88: so i put it down, go back inside
[16:21] buktooth88: her: so um
[16:21] buktooth88: her: can i get at that?
[16:21] buktooth88: me: …?!
[16:21] buktooth88: her: i need it real bad right now
[16:21] buktooth88: me: uhh, sorry
[16:22] buktooth88: her: i’ll give you the best blowjob for 10 bucks
[16:22] buktooth88: me: now its for money?!
[16:22] buktooth88: her: …
[16:22] buktooth88: her: … do you know what a hermaphrodite is
[16:23] buktooth88: me: ?!?!
[16:23] buktooth88: her: i just got surgery recently
[16:23] buktooth88: her: and my hormones are going crazy
[16:23] buktooth88: me: umm… try next door?
[16:23] buktooth88: her: cmon man, i’ll do it for free
[16:23] buktooth88: her: i see you poking out through your warmup pants
[16:24] buktooth88: me: i assure you, i do not have a boner right now
[16:24] buktooth88: her: but you will
[16:24] buktooth88: me: seriously, i’m good on the blowjob
[16:24] ChoiBoy: ….
[16:24] ChoiBoy: what do they have in the water in texas
[16:24] buktooth88: me: im gonna finish this cigarette
[16:24] buktooth88: so i open the door, keep it open
[16:24] buktooth88: while i smoke
[16:24] ChoiBoy: loooool
[16:24] buktooth88: she gets her stuff
[16:25] buktooth88: moves reallllllly slowly out the door
[16:25] buktooth88: then just stands next to me
[16:25] ChoiBoy: ahahaha
[16:25] buktooth88: her: cmon, i just need to play with myself while i suck you off
[16:25] ChoiBoy: how come nobody offers me blowjobs
[16:25] ChoiBoy: 10 bux! what a deal
[16:25] ChoiBoy: ahahaha
[16:25] ChoiBoy: going once, going twice
[16:25] buktooth88: her: i usually come in less than a couple minutes
[16:25] buktooth88: her: i need you to talk dirty to me though
[16:26] buktooth88: me: so now there’s conditions?!
[16:26] buktooth88: then she likes rubbing herself in front of me
[16:26] ChoiBoy: dude
[16:26] buktooth88: im like cmon, youre in broad daylight
[16:26] ChoiBoy: then the
[16:26] ChoiBoy: how to catch a predator team comes out
[16:26] ChoiBoy: and busts u
[16:26] buktooth88: haha
[16:26] buktooth88: so i eventually shoo her off
[16:26] buktooth88: thing is
[16:27] buktooth88: she doesnt even go next door
[16:27] buktooth88: she just walks down the street and around the corner
[16:27] buktooth88: and with that
[16:27] buktooth88: i win the award
[16:27] buktooth88: for most bizarre story of 2010
[16:28] ChoiBoy: hrm
[16:28] ChoiBoy: maybe
[16:28] ChoiBoy: year isn’t out yet
[16:28] ChoiBoy: just wait cause
[16:28] ChoiBoy: you me hsien at ncr team
[16:28] buktooth88: haha
[16:28] ChoiBoy: i’m sure there will be a story there
[16:28] ChoiBoy: eheh
[16:28] ChoiBoy: hsien by himself
[16:28] buktooth88: hsiens gonna transform into a car
[16:28] ChoiBoy: is a story
[16:28] ChoiBoy: yah he will
[16:28] ChoiBoy: but he will turn into a taiwanese car
[16:28] ChoiBoy: cause cars are better in taiwan
[16:29] buktooth88: then hes just gonna like
[16:29] buktooth88: pull a stick out of his own glove compartment
[16:29] buktooth88: transform back
[16:29] buktooth88: and be like
[16:29] buktooth88: …button check?
[16:29] ChoiBoy: lolol
[16:31] buktooth88: anyway yeah i got solicited by a horny hermaphrodite hooker in my own house
[16:31] ChoiBoy: thats pretty tight
[16:31] ChoiBoy: triple H
[16:31] ChoiBoy: fugged u up
[16:31] buktooth88: haha